For Relaxation

Just for relaxation again... these were extracted from the IMH... institute of Mental Hospitals... Time and time again, i think us humans will be feel good to be crazy once awhile... my fren told me once... isn't it better to be insane rather than sane? At least we do not have to stress each day, worrying and feeling worked up... well, what he said might be true.... hahaha...

Record I
Patient A: "So how.. this book not bad ya?"
Patient B: "Excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense shit, sharp and
concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art -> too
many character names to remember!!!"
Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you..put the telephone book back to the
original place?"


Record II
One doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ear off, what
will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm.. that's normal...So if I were to cut your other ear off,
what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will drop down..."

Record III
IMH has an old lady who wears black everyday, carries a black umbrella and
squats @ the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.
The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her and decided to start by
understanding her behaviour.
So, the doctor also wear black and carries a black umbrella; squatted
outside together just next to her, rain or shine, everyday without fail.
So...days goes by...the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single
exchange of words..for one solid month...
One fine day..the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor:
"Err...Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?"

Record IV
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take a
peek. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient : "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a
letter to himself?)
So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't receive the letter, how
would I know??"