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Sickening Weekend
I went to school yesterday for band practice bout 12. Yesterday's practice was all sectional and very relaxing ^^ then I called my brother to pick me up to dinner after practice. We went to somewhere in town and I always forget the name of the shop even after so many times I've been there. HAHA. So we ordered dishes and ate them all up CLEAN. Nowadays before anyone could start their meal my mum would take a photo of the dishes and post it up on her blog http://www.reanaclaire.blogspot.com
After eating we went home and everyone took their bath and slept. Me too I took my bath and sat under the fan thinking that it's ok as I often do the same thing but that was when I starting chilling myself and got myself into a little fever. Wanting to sleep but my mum and sis in one room and my bro took over the whole bed so I have to sleep downstairs on the couch. On the TV to relax before napping and to my surprise spongebob was on. LOL. And since I've not been watching this little yellow for some time I watched and ended up not napping. So again my fever got worse and worse to the extend that I can't sleep well at all at night with mosquitoes "accompanying" me.
Woke up this morning feeling much better Although I felt quite weak at this time but I still went to my father's cemetery with my family. It was very hot at 12++ noon and now I am back here online rather than lying on the bed this is the only thing I would do.
After eating we went home and everyone took their bath and slept. Me too I took my bath and sat under the fan thinking that it's ok as I often do the same thing but that was when I starting chilling myself and got myself into a little fever. Wanting to sleep but my mum and sis in one room and my bro took over the whole bed so I have to sleep downstairs on the couch. On the TV to relax before napping and to my surprise spongebob was on. LOL. And since I've not been watching this little yellow for some time I watched and ended up not napping. So again my fever got worse and worse to the extend that I can't sleep well at all at night with mosquitoes "accompanying" me.
Woke up this morning feeling much better Although I felt quite weak at this time but I still went to my father's cemetery with my family. It was very hot at 12++ noon and now I am back here online rather than lying on the bed this is the only thing I would do.
3/4/2008
Today is a very special day for me n my family. It is a very memorable date to remember and a must to remember 3rd of April. It's this date when my father went back to the Father in Heaven. It has been 11 years now and I still miss him ever since I started growing up as a teenager and feeling the importance of a father in life. Everytime I remember bout this I would spend a moment of silence. I really want to feel a father's love but unfortunately the last time I could do that was when I was 6 years old and I don't even know and feel anything that moment.
For those who still have your loved ones with you, cherish the time you have with them as you do not know when they will be away from you.
I don't know what to say. Sometimes before I blog I can think of all sorts of things to write but times like now I know I have things to write but I can't think of any. Why?
For those who still have your loved ones with you, cherish the time you have with them as you do not know when they will be away from you.
I don't know what to say. Sometimes before I blog I can think of all sorts of things to write but times like now I know I have things to write but I can't think of any. Why?
New Updates On Concert
I am eating some fries, wedges and popcorn chicken...
Michaelian Military Band Concert 2008
Venue : Yuk Choy Primary School Hall
Date : 6th June 2008
Ticket : Rm10(students), rm20(public)
Prices
Featuring Guest Band - SK Winds(SMK Seri Kembangan Selangor)
Drop me a comment for more information
Michaelian Military Band Concert 2008
Venue : Yuk Choy Primary School Hall
Date : 6th June 2008
Ticket : Rm10(students), rm20(public)
Prices
Featuring Guest Band - SK Winds(SMK Seri Kembangan Selangor)
Drop me a comment for more information
The First Song I Ever Enjoyed From American Idol
God Bless the U.S.A
(MMB's static song for 04)
so surprise when I heard it and Simon said it was great. And so do I. It was great.
MMB Spirit
Since the first day I join the Michaelian Military Band in 2004, I've always been waiting for the time when my turns come to receive the MMB spirit or more known as "Semangat MMB". It's just a feeling you can't express and it's simply indescribable. But in this term of 07/08 which is coming to an end in no time, it's a pity to see that the the spirit of the band is changing. In terms of unity and teamwork, MMB is no longer the MMB in the past. MMB is now going to transform into a technical band. MMB was a group of people gathering to meet each another, enjoys everything and does everything together. There used to be not much technical rules in MMB. Technical here for my case means something done too formally. MMB use to care less bout glory and more into pride but in this term MMB is starting to change to more into glory and although glory can lead to pride it would be a different type of pride. I use to enjoy being in MMB because everytime I see other members of other bands I have the pride and that's the pride I want to have which I have no idea how it came about. This feeling is the feeling that keeps me going in the band. MMB has something other bands do not have which is as stated in the title. It's not that the band is good or I am a good player that makes me proud. It's the spirit and the feeling of being a band member of The Saints that make me proud at that time. I must do what I can to get back the MMB spirit to keep the members together if not I will lose everything and I shall close my eyes in regrets.
Special Thanks to all my seniors who plant this feel into me and I shall never forget it. Far in the eyes but close in the heart.
Stepping Out
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The Michaelian Military Band(The Saints) won't be joining the Perak Marching Band Competition this year. Due to problems we have to take a break and this happens to all bands so are we. This year is gonna be our turn. What will happen next? It really stroke me with a great emotional breakdown justnow and thank God for sending me a junior for me to talk to and release all I have to say(again). I think I can't make any changes now but I say I will be back agian next year not to compete but to help in the competition. The Saints will be back in 2009.
Next up will be concert. When is it? Where will is be? Oh ok it will be on the 31st of May 2008 in Yuk Choy Primary School Hall. For those who are interested, drop me a comment and I will reserve you a special ticket ^^
To all fans and loyal supporters of MMB. Thank you for supporting all this while and we promise you. WE WILL BE BACK IN 2009 WITH SOMETHING WE AND YOU WOULD ENJOY
What Is It Now?

Sometimes I just feel like blogging so much and I can write and think non-stop on spot. BUT sometimes I just wanna write but nothing comes to me.
It has been some time since I talked bout my happenings. Let's turn back to time back to last monday during the school holidays after the election. I don't want to talk bout election cause I am not in tune to politics although I love listening to people talking bout politics and gossiping bout one another. That's fun :)
Back on track, went to school from monday to friday every morning till afternoon to sun bath with the band - My friendly family. Although I wasn't in the formation and I wasn't participating with another friend of mine but we went there to train up the juniors. Not entering sports day was a sacrifice as this is the last year for us to go for it but what's more important is the juniors that will soon be marching in an even bigger band with more complicated drills. What happened was I became a little darker so did all the members.
I don't know why after so may years of sacrifice in the band I could receive an idea of not entering the Band Competition this year. It's like who have been working hard and waiting for this day to come are crushed down by those who doesn't put in effort. It's like you have been preparing for your exam day and night and at the end of the day you are not registered for the exam. What does it feel like? You will feel you are stupid for working so hard and you don't even get the taste of it. I don't know what I want to say here but making predictions are always stupid. I won't wanna say I fail my SPM before I even enter the examination hall. I don't want to quit when there is still a chance. Nothing is for sure. If you try at least you have the chance but if you do not you gain nothing. If there are really psychics living in this planet. I DON'T HOPE ONE OF THEM IS IN MMB.
Money Isn't Everything
Money isn't everything. But of course living in this materialistic world now money is everything. What's life without money? For me money is nothing. In life what's important is happiness. Right some may say " no money, how to get happiness?" An answer to that " There are many things on earth money can't but and indeed there are more valuable things money can't buy than things money can buy".Money can't buy happiness, money can't buy health and most importantly money can't buy love. Some may also say, mates will come to me when they smell money but a question to that "Do you get the feel of a real love by buying them?"
Money is merely nothing when you come to family relationship. Look at families today. Parents may be loaded and so are their children not with money but with corrupted minds and body. Students nowadays, teenagers in particular are time-filled with tuitions and school activities. Where does their free time go? an answer to that " REVISION, FRIENDS, MASS MEDIA," Where do they get the time to spend with their family? What does this lead to? - BROKEN FAMILY. It's undeniable that parents can't even understand their own children in the world today. I can even say that friends understand each another more than parents understanding their child who shares the same blood.
What is life when everyone in the family is like living in the wild? No time for each another. Oh year maybe meal times. So what if their child is the top student in school? straight A's scorer in public exams? when students end up realizing that they actually wasted a quater of their life spending time on non-living things.
That's how life goes these days. Great education, great undertakings, great success, great earnings, GREAT LOSS IN HAPPINESS
Money is merely nothing when you come to family relationship. Look at families today. Parents may be loaded and so are their children not with money but with corrupted minds and body. Students nowadays, teenagers in particular are time-filled with tuitions and school activities. Where does their free time go? an answer to that " REVISION, FRIENDS, MASS MEDIA," Where do they get the time to spend with their family? What does this lead to? - BROKEN FAMILY. It's undeniable that parents can't even understand their own children in the world today. I can even say that friends understand each another more than parents understanding their child who shares the same blood.
What is life when everyone in the family is like living in the wild? No time for each another. Oh year maybe meal times. So what if their child is the top student in school? straight A's scorer in public exams? when students end up realizing that they actually wasted a quater of their life spending time on non-living things.
That's how life goes these days. Great education, great undertakings, great success, great earnings, GREAT LOSS IN HAPPINESS
Photo Of The Day
P license READY
Yea. My license is ready. But there is only one problem now. I can drive, I wan to drive but there is nothing for me to drive. Haha. How could I laugh? I can't but i thought it's funny for someone to learn driving who can drive but got nothing to drive. Ok let's get to today's happenings. Another problem here. I got no happening today. HAHAHA. But I've been looking and have been watching many engineering project videos like the national geographic megastructures and extreme engineering. It's nice. I am getting more and more interested in it. Who knows this might be a sign of me getting a base of interest in engineering. Watching the way they build it and the problems faced plus the solutions brought out to solve is pretty exciting.
Let's read these jokes and get into a funny malay video clip.
Ah Beng serving his NS overseas and far from home, was
annoyed and upset when his girl Ah Lian wrote breaking
off their engagement and asking for her photograph
back. He went out and collected from his friends all
the unwanted photographs of women that he could find,
bundled them all together and sent them to her with a
note stating the following:
"Regret cannot remember which one is
you...............
please keep your photo and return the others."
____________________________________________________
Once Ah Beng , Ah Seng and Ah Lian went for dinner at
the Compass Rose at the top of the Westin Stamford .
After dinner, they went to the lift scanned the
buttons and couldn't find the button for the first
floor. Ah Beng suggested taking the stairs but Ah Lian
decided to press the lift button "G". They found
themselves on the first ground and Ah Beng remarked,
"Wah, you so smart, ah. How did you know this was
ground floor?" Ah Lian replied ," Aiyah so simple you
also dunno! G: stands for gero loh!"
______________________________________________________
Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if he
should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Let's read these jokes and get into a funny malay video clip.
Ah Beng serving his NS overseas and far from home, was
annoyed and upset when his girl Ah Lian wrote breaking
off their engagement and asking for her photograph
back. He went out and collected from his friends all
the unwanted photographs of women that he could find,
bundled them all together and sent them to her with a
note stating the following:
"Regret cannot remember which one is
you...............
please keep your photo and return the others."
____________________________________________________
Once Ah Beng , Ah Seng and Ah Lian went for dinner at
the Compass Rose at the top of the Westin Stamford .
After dinner, they went to the lift scanned the
buttons and couldn't find the button for the first
floor. Ah Beng suggested taking the stairs but Ah Lian
decided to press the lift button "G". They found
themselves on the first ground and Ah Beng remarked,
"Wah, you so smart, ah. How did you know this was
ground floor?" Ah Lian replied ," Aiyah so simple you
also dunno! G: stands for gero loh!"
______________________________________________________
Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if he
should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
~~Happy Day~~
Yea. I passed my driving test. I was nervous before entering the car but when the car starts to move with no jerk my confidence came back. So I drove all the way with no problems and mistakes until I reach the stadium roundabout,2nd roundabout, my engine die off. Not used to new cars' clutch la. My instructor's one was nice. Can feel the jerk. This new cars are so light can't feel the pedal moving also. Everytime in the traffic lights when I change to 1st gear I am always scared that my car will die off and true enough it really died once in the roundabout near the Stadium. Wahahah. But finally I passed. Gonna Collect the license tomorrow.
Another thing that happened today was I went for the test with another girl and 2 guys all under the same instructor. So when we reached there we registered and waited for the JPJ fellas to come. While waiting I was so bored I went to the girl and started talking to her and I got to know that she is actually an ex-amc band member. HOHO. So we continued chatting a little till the fellas come then while waiting for our cars we didn't talk cause I can see her nervousness. Haha. I told her to relax, the more nervous you are the more you forget. Then so she went before me and I went. Came back she told me she failed. I kept comforting her but it doesn't seem to work much. I was sad for her especially on the way back home she cried. I don't know what to do. So that's it la. Pray that she will pass on her retest.
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Another thing that happened today was I went for the test with another girl and 2 guys all under the same instructor. So when we reached there we registered and waited for the JPJ fellas to come. While waiting I was so bored I went to the girl and started talking to her and I got to know that she is actually an ex-amc band member. HOHO. So we continued chatting a little till the fellas come then while waiting for our cars we didn't talk cause I can see her nervousness. Haha. I told her to relax, the more nervous you are the more you forget. Then so she went before me and I went. Came back she told me she failed. I kept comforting her but it doesn't seem to work much. I was sad for her especially on the way back home she cried. I don't know what to do. So that's it la. Pray that she will pass on her retest.
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Once A Band Member, Always A Band Member
Being a band member since 2004 is the best thing I did in my life in secondary school. Being a band member is not only about learning and marching under all sorts of weather. It's more of getting more friends and experiencing something money can't buy. If I'm not mistaken spending in the Michaelian Military Band is costly and throat cutting but the experience you can get from the band is priceless. The times and friendship you can get for that 5 years is priceless, it's something money can't buy. I have no regrets paying so much for this 5 years of priceless experience. It's my last 4 months in the band already. Time flies. No matter what I am going on for the last 4 months in the band. Money cannot turn back time. What is missed is gone but what is ahead shall be cherished. My last 5 years since 2004 till now is and will always be the best years of my life. I will never forget this experience. I don't want to grow old and regretting on what I've not done. I will cherish my time ahead.
To all MMB Bandsmen out there who is reading this blog. Do think bout what you've been gaining. All the cries and laughters. It's really something that happens only once in your lifetime. And to think back, friends in the band are the friends you spend most of your time with.
MMB 2004
MMB 2005
MMB 2006
MMB 2007
MMB 2008
~With Pride Shall We March~
To all MMB Bandsmen out there who is reading this blog. Do think bout what you've been gaining. All the cries and laughters. It's really something that happens only once in your lifetime. And to think back, friends in the band are the friends you spend most of your time with.
~With Pride Shall We March~
Chinese New YEar Delicacies
So I missed the food during Chinese New Year and today I got the chance to taste back what I've missed. But of course it's not as grand as Chinese New Year cause today is only the last day of Chinese New Year not Chinese New Year. Aikz. So the dishes are not as much but anyhow I enjoyed the food though.
YEAH~!!! Today was the last day for February test. SMI school test and exams are always earlier than other schools in Ipoh or perhaps in other states. LOL. Thought of resuming my car lessons after the test but unfortunately my instrutur's car broke down AGAIN. What to do. To many students to help kill the car for so many times already. Delayed L license also because of this problem. Aikzz. Nevermind. However I will be taking my test on the 5th. According to my friend, he said that before elections very easy to pass the test. Hopefully it's true.
Went out with Chee Ken today together with Shahrin and Navin. Had a half an hour chat in town drinking only and crapping. After that he fetched Naving and Shahrin back to school and I forced him to fetch me home cause if not, by the time my grandfather comes to school and going home from school I would be wasting half an hour.
There's this clip by PETRONAS for this year's Chinese New Year. It's very touching and meaningful. I don't know why people nowadays think that going back for a reunion dinner with the family is a boring and a waste of time and they rather go out with friends more than being with the family. Some people in this world are so desperate for a meal and they are unfortunate enough that they don't get it. I advise those who have the chance to go home for reunion dinners or even family time. Cherish it while some people can't even have the chance to feel it.
Should or Shouldn't???
I started my undang on the 5 of January and it took me almost 2 months to complete all my course to get my driving license. I will be taking the practical test only on 5th of march. The question that keeps wondering in my mind is that should I be angry at my instructor for causing the delay in my L license or should I accept it as a fate? cause everytime I think back bout this I feel angry as my birthday is so early 10 of Jan and it took me till March to complete my course.
Looking on the bright side, my instructor is a really good instructor and his prices are very reasonable. That was the main reason why he delayed my license because he had too many students under him and his car keeps spoiling. So should I continue blaming him? As for me I accept this as a give and take situation where I have to sacrifice my time for a better and cheaper instructor.
Looking on the bright side, my instructor is a really good instructor and his prices are very reasonable. That was the main reason why he delayed my license because he had too many students under him and his car keeps spoiling. So should I continue blaming him? As for me I accept this as a give and take situation where I have to sacrifice my time for a better and cheaper instructor.
Hows life with L
L means L license la. Haha. Finally finished my 6 hours today with my pre-test done. Now have to wait for monday to continue another 2 hours and another day another 2 hours then I am good to go for the P test on 5 of march. I hope I pass then I can drive during the holidays. ^.^. Pre-test today is so not fun. The car that I drove is so hard to drive I thought I've done badly but according to my instrutor he say "you are not the only one, many people had complained bout her car. Her car has problems" so glad to hear that at least it wasn't fully my wrong. Haha
Hows life in school? School is normal. Nothing happening except for monthly test next week and waiting for the timetable to change so that I don't have to stay back every wednesday and thursday for extra 2 periods. Great~!!!
won't be having dinner tonight. Why? Simply because my mum is outstation and I will be following my grandfather to somewhere to have buffet dinner. Haha.
Ok, what's up next. Wilson will be going to Poly next month and nothing much we could do after that. Both of us would be busy for the year. One first year at poly one spm year. Ok, let's just get along with what I want to do. Actually I plan to open a blog filled with jokes crapz comedies and someday podcasts with him but since he is gonna be busy then guess we will have to hold it up.
My handphone( N 3250 ) is finally back with me yesterday but won't be using it now cause I wanna get a crystal casing for it first so that I don't scratch it again like last time cause I HAVE NO WARRANTY NOW and I am currently using w710i. So no difference la use or ndon't use first but of course my nokia can keep more things and do more things than this w710i. Great~!!!
Hows life in school? School is normal. Nothing happening except for monthly test next week and waiting for the timetable to change so that I don't have to stay back every wednesday and thursday for extra 2 periods. Great~!!!
won't be having dinner tonight. Why? Simply because my mum is outstation and I will be following my grandfather to somewhere to have buffet dinner. Haha.
Ok, what's up next. Wilson will be going to Poly next month and nothing much we could do after that. Both of us would be busy for the year. One first year at poly one spm year. Ok, let's just get along with what I want to do. Actually I plan to open a blog filled with jokes crapz comedies and someday podcasts with him but since he is gonna be busy then guess we will have to hold it up.
My handphone( N 3250 ) is finally back with me yesterday but won't be using it now cause I wanna get a crystal casing for it first so that I don't scratch it again like last time cause I HAVE NO WARRANTY NOW and I am currently using w710i. So no difference la use or ndon't use first but of course my nokia can keep more things and do more things than this w710i. Great~!!!
It's Over. Back To Square
Why do people like me in life misses things so much? Why do people like me can't let things pass by just like that and wiping all memories off instantly? When things are happening it's so easy to enjoy it and it's so hard to plan how to let it go. Like love, so easy to start so hard to end. But my problem now isn't bout love la =.=
Mine is more of emo reactions. My cousin has been spending a month here with me and now he is gone back to JB. It's all like ok my room suddenly has more space, I feel so less packed with stuffs but that isn't wat I want. I wish I could continue being in a pack room, coming back after school already and there will be someone for me to bully and someone to bully me, walking back from buffet at exelsior, walking to pasar malam every week and singing all the way back from stadium everyweek, walking there and back almost few times a week for tea time(Penang Chao Kuey Teow). The only problem was gaining calories. What's Life? This is life. Spending time doing things you REALLY want to do and not doing things for the sake of completing others' plessure. We two same 90% almost the same thoughts and feelings. It's so hard to find someone so common but yet so far away. So near yet so far. Near in heart far in the eyes. We thought it was hard to plan how to come here for a month but it's even harder to feel how to leave. I hope he too has the same feelings as I am feeling now. I really do enjoy my time when he was here accompanying me but I am not sure and I feel sorry everytime when I go to school and tuitions I need to leave him here alone. Hopefully next year I can do the same but this time I am going down to his place!!!
Mine is more of emo reactions. My cousin has been spending a month here with me and now he is gone back to JB. It's all like ok my room suddenly has more space, I feel so less packed with stuffs but that isn't wat I want. I wish I could continue being in a pack room, coming back after school already and there will be someone for me to bully and someone to bully me, walking back from buffet at exelsior, walking to pasar malam every week and singing all the way back from stadium everyweek, walking there and back almost few times a week for tea time(Penang Chao Kuey Teow). The only problem was gaining calories. What's Life? This is life. Spending time doing things you REALLY want to do and not doing things for the sake of completing others' plessure. We two same 90% almost the same thoughts and feelings. It's so hard to find someone so common but yet so far away. So near yet so far. Near in heart far in the eyes. We thought it was hard to plan how to come here for a month but it's even harder to feel how to leave. I hope he too has the same feelings as I am feeling now. I really do enjoy my time when he was here accompanying me but I am not sure and I feel sorry everytime when I go to school and tuitions I need to leave him here alone. Hopefully next year I can do the same but this time I am going down to his place!!!
What A Celebration
Whatssup with that title over there? What a celebration? Seems like I didn't enjoy my Chinese New Year as much as I should. What Happened?
Let's start off with Tuesday. I woke up from my nap in the evening I start to feel a little hot, so I took a panadol and did not go for physics tuition. Ok, that night went on quite ok. Then the next day I woke up feeling fever. OMGness, the reunion dinner would be coming in like 10 hours and I am having a fever of 38 degrees celsius. It's ok I told myself. It's ok. I went downstairs I grabbed a tin of 100plus drank it with full force and after finishing it I felt a little better so I continued with some rest hoping by the night comes I can enjoy the food served on the dinner table. So I slept and slept and slept and when I woke up *YEAH* I felt better so I ran down to grab another tin of 100plus and drank it. After that I went to bath and went to my grandma's for dinner. After dinner went to my another grandma's house to hang out with my cousins from KL. Then bout 10 something I came home and took a slept and there goes one day.
The next morning, I woke up feeling quite alright and when my mum came in and told me that my body is filled with red dots. I went to the mirror and see. OMGness, THERe ARE RED DOTS. But the fever wasn't there. So what was it actually? Went to the doctor yesterday midnight when I was suffering from a high fever of 38.4 the doctor said I had measles. Great. Of all days why chinese new year and I would be all fine by school reopens, This is crap. I have to stay home and stay out of every food that there is in everypart of the house. I have fever up and down and the worse thing is I am suffering from an extreme pain sorethroat. ISH~!!
Let's start off with Tuesday. I woke up from my nap in the evening I start to feel a little hot, so I took a panadol and did not go for physics tuition. Ok, that night went on quite ok. Then the next day I woke up feeling fever. OMGness, the reunion dinner would be coming in like 10 hours and I am having a fever of 38 degrees celsius. It's ok I told myself. It's ok. I went downstairs I grabbed a tin of 100plus drank it with full force and after finishing it I felt a little better so I continued with some rest hoping by the night comes I can enjoy the food served on the dinner table. So I slept and slept and slept and when I woke up *YEAH* I felt better so I ran down to grab another tin of 100plus and drank it. After that I went to bath and went to my grandma's for dinner. After dinner went to my another grandma's house to hang out with my cousins from KL. Then bout 10 something I came home and took a slept and there goes one day.
The next morning, I woke up feeling quite alright and when my mum came in and told me that my body is filled with red dots. I went to the mirror and see. OMGness, THERe ARE RED DOTS. But the fever wasn't there. So what was it actually? Went to the doctor yesterday midnight when I was suffering from a high fever of 38.4 the doctor said I had measles. Great. Of all days why chinese new year and I would be all fine by school reopens, This is crap. I have to stay home and stay out of every food that there is in everypart of the house. I have fever up and down and the worse thing is I am suffering from an extreme pain sorethroat. ISH~!!
Happy Chinese New Year
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Before wishing anyone happy chinese new year, I've got something to say. Haha. First of all, the popteen competition this is my throphy. Haha. No cash prize only one trophy. AIkz.
Second I would like to say that in this world everything is done by giving and taking. Just like what happened to me. I won the popteen 2nd prize and ya of course I have to give something. Haha. What's that? I broke my whole right toe nail. It was so pain. It's like the whole nail is opened up and blood kept flowing down like waterfall. And worse part is the nail haven't drop off. Tangling there. For the mean time can't wear shoes. No shoes for Chinese New Year. Sad. Was sick this evening so stayed at home to do chemist and add-maths holiday homework. Now I've got few history notes and essays to do. Great. Let'sa have a Happy and Prosperous Chinese New Year.
Jokes Time Again
First Joke
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening
the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with
talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered.
"Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly.
"The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one
for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night
when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the
kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot
at the Smiths' for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of
water."
Second Joke
Ah Seng wants to make love with Ah Lian but he is afraid that Ah Lian will get pregnant, so he approaches his friend Ah Beng for advice. Ah Beng said "Aiya, very easy one lah. Nah, take this packet of condoms and follow the instructions, nothing will happen one." So Ah Seng takes the condom and at night makes love with Ah Lian. Two months later, Ah Seng comes to look for Ah Beng and tells him that Ah Lian is pregnant.
"Cannot be what, did you follow the instructions or not?" asks Ah Beng.
"Na -bei! Got lah. The box says "Stretch the condom over organ before intercourse, I got no organ, so I stretch it over my piano loh."
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening
the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with
talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered.
"Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly.
"The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one
for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night
when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the
kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot
at the Smiths' for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of
water."
Second Joke
Ah Seng wants to make love with Ah Lian but he is afraid that Ah Lian will get pregnant, so he approaches his friend Ah Beng for advice. Ah Beng said "Aiya, very easy one lah. Nah, take this packet of condoms and follow the instructions, nothing will happen one." So Ah Seng takes the condom and at night makes love with Ah Lian. Two months later, Ah Seng comes to look for Ah Beng and tells him that Ah Lian is pregnant.
"Cannot be what, did you follow the instructions or not?" asks Ah Beng.
"Na -bei! Got lah. The box says "Stretch the condom over organ before intercourse, I got no organ, so I stretch it over my piano loh."
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